a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.
I made a turd waffle then ate it.
by the big nutcracker March 3, 2005
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when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)
Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!
by napoleon bitch;) April 26, 2011
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